Spin-off: Four Demonly Kings
Mission canon(s): Disney Fairies | Tinker Bell
Part 2 of: Pennacook Club Membership arc
The news of Kaguya's failure to secure a Pennacook Club membership doesn't stay under wraps for long. Because of this, Urato has an idea.
The fic, titled "the giant fairiy" belongs to 559050226ASD9 and they're welcome to keep or do anything they want with it. The Alice in Wonderland IP was created by Lewis Carroll, with the 1951 animated adaptation belonging to Disney.
The Tearoom map in Pixie Hollow Online
The day was as perfect as it could be. In his pretty pink room, Inasuke had just laid out food for his minis – a bowl of torn up construction paper for Booky, a can of tuna for Vill. Then, he sat down and returned to finishing the Pusheen plush he had been working on, but found it hard to concentrate. The minis were being extra lovely: while Booky dug into its meal, Vill disdained the tuna, only picking at it and taking tiny nibbles. Inasuke buried his face into the plush and took several deep breaths, lest he had a heart attack.
However, the moment was soon untimely interrupted.
An ominous shadow loomed over the three, causing Booky to back away in fear and Vill to look up in confusion. Inasuke turned around – it was none other than Urato, his 188 cm build towering over him. A chilling glint in his green eyes, spiky red hair like a bonfire around his head, Urato said firmly, clearly, in that Furukawa-Makoto-meets-Kaji-Yūki voice of his,
"Make me a gentleman."
"Man, whadda heck wazzat for?" Urato cried. No longer standing tall and proud, he was now crouching, nursing his toes that had been stomped on. "I just asked ya nicely!"
"Pervert!" Inasuke said, while the minis hid behind his legs. "Couldn't you pick a better time and place to ask for that kind of thing? Don't expose my minis to that!"
"Ar'ya stupid? Who'd ask ya fer dat? Yer da pervert here!" Urato yelled louder. "I'm askin' ya ta teach me ta be a literal gentleman! Yanno, bein' classy n' swanky n' stuff!"
Inasuke went from annoyed to confused. "Why all of a sudden? Why me? Isn't that more Hazama-sempai's thing?"
At that, Urato grinned like a slasher film villain. One could almost hear thunder clap and see lightning flash behind him as he did so. "Here's za thing, I wanna one-up Guyatchi. Y'see, he just failed da Pennacook Club interview, so I wanna get in da club in his place; lessee if he keeps callin' me 'boorish idiot' then! C'mon, aincha a hardcore Vil simp? Pretty sure ya can teach me a thing or two."
Vill glared up at him and hissed. Inasuke was about to reply when life got in the way, and their exchange was interrupted by a blood-curdling [BEEEEEEP].
Chapter 1 tink grows
"Don't look at me like that. You said you want this," said Inasuke, then disguised as a needlessly well-dressed Sparrow Man. Urato, equally well-dressed, just shot him a piercing glare. "Thanks the powers that be for giving us a Tinker Bell mission; Pixie Hollow is just the place to start our lesson. We can enjoy all sorts of delicious fairy sweets while taking in beautiful scenery, isn't that just perfect?"
The fic's beginning quickly approached. Urato scowled and Inasuke squeed, awaiting a world of blooming flowers and ripe berries, adorable animals and happy fairies…
Oh, for goodness sake. Alice, I… Oh, well. Come along, it's time for tea. as alice and her sister walked home her sister stopped you go home and wash up for tea dear and ill be in okey alice la la la that morning meow wake up dinah alice said alice and her sister went to there usual history lesson spot
"What da…" Urato uttered.
Inasuke could only stare, mouth agape. If it wasn't for fairiy the mini-sprinting thistle in his hand, he wouldn't have believed they were in a Tinker Bell fic. The scenery bore little resemblance to Pixie Hollow, and the characters were not canon to the Disney Fairies franchise – they were from the 1951 animated Alice in Wonderland film.
her sister heard something in the bushbrush brush huh her sister soon spoted a weird navy blue-colored tail caught her sisters eye whats that alice wake up oh my sis im listning no alice it isnt your fault this time what is it its not teatime already no look as alice walked to the bush as a purple pony fell on top of her ouch
The chapter was one continuous and short paragraph of only 239 words, distinctly low on punctuation. Because of this, all characters were oddly animated, moving in ways no bodies should be able to move, limbs flailing about and bending every angle and clipping through one another. Not only that, the mention of a bushbrush lead to a bush made of toothbrush hair, and Alice was squashed by a purple horse not long after.
Right at this moment, the canon characters were ambushed by two generic human boys. One of them, whose eyes were blue and hair brown, pelted them with untextured rocks found on the beige ground. From the mouths of Alice and her sister rose beige smoke, which condensed into a badfic ghost. "Stop this! Stop this nonsense right now! This is just unacceptable!" Inasuke cried. "You are charged with first and foremost false advertising, namely giving the fic a misleading title and summary, and putting it in the wrong fandom; having an incomprehensible narrative; having no concept of paragraphing, capitalization, and proper punctuation; and being possibly the most pointless fic in existence. With that, I banish badfic spirit! The power of Disney and J. M. Barrie compels you!"
"That's gotta be da shortest mission I've ever gone on. Welp, more trainin' time today," Urato said, and was about to fetch his dumbbells when his partner stopped him.
"Hey, I thought you want to become a gentleman?" Inasuke said. "Did you forget? Do you want to one-up Hazama-sempai or not? Seriously, I can't even with you; didn't you yourself say you want this?"
The exchange didn't go further; right then, for the second time that day, RC 🤘 was shaken by a [BEEEEEEP].
Minis (all up for adoption):
- fairiy
