Spin-off: Four Demonly Kings
Mission canon(s): Vocaloid
Part 3 of: Photo Contest arc
The Four Demonly Kings mission while trying to put together Kaguya's photo contest entry.
The fic, titled "Rin Kagimine", belongs to 25simpsonc and they're welcome to keep or do anything they want with it.
Chapter 1
Hello rin in this process you will be created.Huh where am I.Your in crypton maker lab you'll be a vocaloid.You will meet your one brother and friends.I have friends I never knew I was created to sing.Silly your created to be anyone.But I never knew I had a brother.This is what he will look like.
This mission was nothing short of Urato's hell on earth.
While Vocaloid as a whole had no canon storyline to regurgitate, the badfic compensated for this shortcoming by being as poorly written, badly punctuated and narratively incomprehensible as possible. The first chapter had less than a hundred words, consisting of naught but a disembodied voice that played as Kagamine Rin and Len, then Hatsune Miku suddenly appeared in a boundless blank space. Even then, two Hachune had already spawned from the badly spelled and poorly worded narrative: blonde Kagimine and teal-haired hatsume. To rub a final sprinkle of salt into the wound, hatsume was ninja-themed due to her name – she was entirely clad in black and constantly poking Urato with tiny onion-coloured shurikens while he was writing down charges.
But more importantly, his partners were all being frightfully annoying.
Chapter 2
"Seriously, this is the eighth photo," Inasuke complained, still holding up the smartphone in his hands. "The photos are all blurry; he keeps moving and changing his expressions. Is there really no way to keep him still and make his facial expression at least decent?"
"I wish, but this fic is just too bad," Momoka said, futilely holding Kaguya's face as he never ceased his incensed, unintelligible shouting. "By the way, Kaguya-sama says that Gumi is created by INTERNET Co., not Crypton; did you write that down, Urato-kun?"
You will also be meeting Luka.
You might love gumi she will be with you too.
WOW.Ill be meeting all thees new people.Well there not just people there vocaloid oh I forgot to mention Katio.
In his blind determination to enter the photo contest and win both the vacation and the Monitor cover boy position, Kaguya had forgotten one crucial problem: his badfic-induced "angry mode". As excellently adorned his face was with the finest of Otomeshiya's new crop of cosmetics, his expression expectedly twisted into a vision of demonic rage the second they set foot into the badfic. This, of course, meant that Urato took the brunt of the torture: he was assigned to charge-collecting while Momoka and Inasuke futilely tried to take Kaguya's picture. Brain-scrambling badfic ahead, noisy teammates from behind; the irritation wasn't helped when Kaguya tripped over the newly spawned blue-haired Hachune named Katio, falling forward and knocking Urato to the ground with him.
Then an unforeseen disaster befell them all: a giant mass of snow, tinted in swirls of hundreds of mind-bending colours, appeared out of nowhere and crashed on top of the four, sending them sprawling to the ground and covering them all in multicoloured snow.
"Crappiest day ever, I swear," Urato grumbled, crawling out from under the snow with shivering limbs and Kaguya flat on his back. "Where da hell did dis snow come from? I swear, it ain't in da fic! 'Sides, ya got yer photo yet? Can't take dis 'nymore; can we gedda hell outta here now?"
"None of the photos are good enough," said Inasuke just after shaking snow of red, green and purple out of his hair, "but we can't stay in this fic any longer anyway. Look, all of the canon characters are out cold."
Before the group, all the Vocaloids lay unconscious in the snow; from their bodies rose a cloud of thick smoke that soon condensed into a badfic spirit. Numb with cold, Momoka started speaking, "Foul badfic spirit, you're convicted of crimes against Vocaloid fanfiction. You're charged with badly edited prose; banal, nonsensical and pointless storytelling; crediting a Vocaloid, namely Megpoid/Gumi, to the wrong creator; and mini creation. For this, we exorcise you, kyū-kyū-nyo…"
hatsume threw her tiny onion-coloured shurikens at the badfic spirit, and so it dissolved like a mere puff of mist. Soaked and chilled to the bones, the Demonly Kings and the minis returned to HQ, the unsolved mystery of the snow's source yet hanging over their heads.
Minis (all up for adoption):
- Kagimine
- hatsume (dressed and equipped like a ninja)
- Katio
