Spin-off: Fairy Godfathers
Mission canon(s): Disney Fairies | Tinker Bell
Part 1 of: Homeland Visit arc
The Pixie Hollow fairies take Fáelán on a mission to their home continuum. Set before the Ls cowrite.
The fic, titled "Tinker Bell adventure to find star dust", belongs to SNOWDROP_JICHU and they're welcome to keep or do anything they want with it.
Neverberry Thicket map in Pixie Hollow Online
Tinker Bell & the mystery of stardust
"Born of laughter, clothed in cheer, happiness has brought you here. Welcome to Pixie Hollow," Helena said in a chillingly accurate impression of Queen Clarion. She laughed at the stare Sheen subsequently gave her, then said to Fáelán, "Whaddya think? Our homeland is pretty cool, huh?"
Not letting Fáelán answer, Sheen cleared his throat. "Friendly reminder, we're still on a mission, not a picnic. I suppose you should have at least a vague idea of what we're supposed to do as agents by now, if you don't wish to lose housing in an unfamiliar world."
Fáelán just sighed. After the first few missions the three had taken, Helena suggested the idea that they in turn introduce each other to one another's home universe. This was supposed to be a nice tour for Fáelán into the delightful realm of Pixie Hollow, but in practice, it quickly devolved into Helena and Sheen yelling at the fic while Fáelán sat back staring, occasionally checking the wings temporarily given to him by the disguise.
It was a happy day at fairy village. The
Fairies are doing all there works they were happy .
[…]
Everything was going well . But the place where stardust is collected has shocked by seeing that slowly every stardust is diapering . So they told this thing to the queen 👑 of the fairy village.
"The kingdom is called Pixie Hollow, not 'fairy village'. It's Pixie Dust, not 'stardust'. It neither serves to 'increase our powers' nor to 'change this world as we wish'; it mainly makes us able to fly. Her Majesty's name is Clarion, not '👑'. For the love of pumpkin puff pastry, this fic lacks critical knowledge of our universe!" Sheen cried at the grammatically poor conversation between Tinker Bell and the queen.
"Oh my, what happened to everyone's colouring? They're all clad in beige that somehow manages to be garish and sparkly! Besides, how do those dust particles manage to put on diapers?" Helena said. "This has got to be the bizarrest sight I've ever seen… which is perfect for an abstract wall mural! Sheen, give me the notepad; I have to sketch this down!"
Not having the energy to interrupt with a dry remark, Fáelán stared on, wondering how Sheen could pronounce a crown emoji.
Chapter 2 - The mushroom forest
So Tinkerbell & her friends started their journey . the queen gave the map 🗾 how to reach dark forest.
"So much for wanting to give me a tour of your homeland," Fáelán complained. The party's luggage had been pawned off on him, including one ripe cranberry and one blueberry Helena had picked to make paint and the minis Silver mist, Iridessa She and faires. His grievance went unheard; Sheen was still muttering about the fic's ignorance of its canon, while Helena was in deep contemplation over how to recreate the uncanonical mushroom forest in a painting, with all its shades of urple, grack, greenk, violemon, magentreuse, pastel ultramarindigoldaffodilavendamaranth.
Though, that the Pixie Hollow fairies would be a tad passionate about the horrific damage done to their home continuum was all but unexpected. The fic was bizarre from the start: Queen Clarion had somehow gained an uncanonical friend named Diana, who turned evil and started stealing the 'fairy village's' 'stardust' reserves, prompting a group of canon fairies to embark on a quest against her. As the agents sat in the forest dense with mushroom 🍄 awaiting the travelling party, Fáelán said, "Look, I know we're on a mission and all, but aren't you gonna at least help me a little? Familiarize me with your canon?"
"Too bad we can't really give you a tour as promised, and most of the locations in this fic aren't canon," Helena said after a brief look at the Words, "but won't you look at that? Those have got to be the most wicked mushrooms I've ever seen. The fic clearly knows zippo about Pixie Hollow geography, or Pixie Hollow period, but it does a good job at creating artistic inspiration beyond my wildest imagination."
they are little bit hungry so they started eating some mushroom 😋 . After eating the mushroom there is a plant dull so
Rosetta went near the plant tried to do her magic 🪄 ✨ and making the plant fresh but instead of planting power a sunlight rays ☀️ are coming from her hand. Àll were shocked 😲
"But they're actively harming canon characters!" Sheen rebuffed, pointing at the band of fairies whose talents had all been swapped due to the mushrooms' effects. "I don't care how nice they look, they're clearly a malicious force, equivalent to Suvians! We're here to wipe them out, not to appraise their artistic value!"
"Why do I even bother starting a conversation with you?" Fáelán mutteted, while his partners were engrossed in yet another argument.
Chapter 3 - Into the swamp lake
"I thought you don't want to go back to your homeland?" Fáelán said to Helena once she and Sheen had cooled off. "Why do you insist on having me visit it?"
"Silly Filus, I never said that," Helena said. "Pixie Hollow is a wonderful place; I just want to go beyond it for once, not to ditch it completely. Besides, how can I miss the chance to harvest paint ingredients?" She pointed at the berries that to the tiny agents were the size of beach balls. "These berries can make one year's worth of deluxe deep red and blue paint. I've never been able to extract such excellent shades of either colour from any other source."
"Indeed, Pixie Hollow is a wonderful place," Sheen added. "It's so wonderful that I wouldn't have left it at all if not for Miss Reckless over here. Regular work at the Pixie Dust Mill, idyllic free time, freshly baked poppy seed scones every morning, my life was excellent! What more could I ask for?" He then cast his eyes downward and a slight frown settled on his lips. "Well, mostly excellent."
The talk was put to an end when the badfic entered its third chapter, and the environment morphed into something horrific beyond imagination.
They came to the swamp lake. It was so discusting there are flys and worms
"Eww! I take back what I said about this fic's scenery!" Helena said before the agents portalled out of the chapter at once.
Chapter 6 - Death cave ☠️
So they have entered into the cave there is a laughing sound heared 'ha ha ha' some has entered to my cave. Everyone saw there was a spooky witch coming from the cave.
Fáelán: Wait, Sheen, what do you mean by "mostly excellent"?
Sheen: By golly, you have time to worry about that? We're now in script format! If only you paid a bit more attention to what was to come, like we're supposed to, we'd have avoided this! I suppose you don't know how to escape script format either, do you?
Helena: (indignant) Oh, not like you saw this coming or you know how to escape either!
If you have answered my riddles correctly you can go out of the cave or
else something your head can blast your wings can caught fire🔥.
[…]
Tinkerbell: tell your riddles.
Witch: then fine I will start asking.
Fáelán: Ugh, I can't believe you guys! It's come down to this and you still have time to bicker? (throws Helena's cranberry at the spooky witch)
And here was where the formatting returned to normal. Helena was positively horrified at the destruction of one of her paint ingredients, and so she held tighter onto the blueberry as though it was a beloved pet. The "witch", head drenched with red juice, quickly turned intangible and back into its true form: a badfic ghost.
"We from the Protectors of the Plot Continuum convict you of several crimes against canon," Sheen announced. "You are convicted of severe lack of basic knowledge about the canon your fic is set in, namely not knowing the name of Pixie Hollow and its ruler, and failing to get right what Pixie Dust actually does; making Pixie Dust particles wear diapers; giving Her Majesty Queen Clarion an uncanonical friend with a laughable villain motive; creating several uncanonical locations and uncanonical magical powers; creating an unengaging and banal plot; bad grammar, spelling and formatting, especially the inexplicable use of script format in a prose narrative; using special symbols in your writing; creating minis. For all of your crimes, we hereby exorcise you."
Helena was heartbroken again; even her blueberry was sacrificed, thrown at the badfic ghost to exorcise it.
The agents did not return to their RC right away, in the face of Sheen's grumbling. With Pixie Hollow returned to its former glory, the three now flew over plains of flowers and under branches of fruits, taking sweet time to enjoy themselves. "I'm not going home without paint ingredients. You destroyed my berries, so I'm going to pick new ones," Helena said to a still irritated Sheen. "Besides, we can't go back on our promise to Filus, can we?"
"Who said it was our promise?" Sheen clapped back. "Not only that, don't blame me if we get punished for taking a trip without permission."
"A promise I never asked you to make in the first place!" Fáelán objected. "Goodness me, I admire myself sometimes for being able to put up with you two."
Minis (all up for adoption):
- Silver mist
- Iridessa She
- faires
- idressa
