Fic canon(s): Touken Ranbu
Computer-generated badfic for mission, created using The Fanfic Maker.
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On a cold september, after her great adventures, Matsui was wondering what to do that week. She had picked up her life from where she left it and wanted to make something from it. Then all the sudden a strange woman appeared on Matsui's doorstep. She was hiden beneath a long cloak and had long brown nails on her fingers. Her dirty hair fluished down from beneath the cloak and she had glowing eyes!
"You are not who you think you are!" said the strange woman.
"What do you mean?" said Matsui
"You are not who you think you are," she said again with a mysterious crackling voice like a bad radio transmission.
"I still don't understand you?" said Matsui.
"Here, take this," she said and gave Matsui an alarmclock.
"Take this and give it to your parents or guardian, they will know what to do with it!"
And with that she disappeared before Matsui's eyes!
Matsui was confused but thought that she had to do something. But rather than going to her parents or guardian, Matsui decided to show it to grandpa.
"Oh no," said grandpa, "you must forget about this!"
"Why?" enquired Matsui, "what do you know?!"
"I... I can't tell you. My dear Matsui, I didn't think it would be this soon!"
"What?!" yelled Matsui, "are you keeping things away from me?!"
"It's .... it's for your own good! You cannot know this!" said grandpa and before Matsui could do anything, grandpa had escaped her grasp.
"No! Dammit! When will I ever know the truth?!"
Matsui was feeling depressed. One of her best friends abandoned and betrayed her. It hurt. So Matsui wanted to find Midare. After their adventure, Matsui and Midare had been spending a lot of time together. Matsui kind of started to like her and after Matsui had only recently discovered that she was bisexual, Midare seemed like the perfect girl to be around with!.
So Matsui went to Midare and told the whole story. She listened to Matsui without saying a single word.
Then she said: "WTF, this is sooo big"
And Matsui said: I know! Do you know a way to find out what is happening? Why is everyone hiding things from me?!"
Midare sighed and said: "You have always been special, Matsui and not just to me."
"How do you know that?"
Midare looked at the balloon that Matsui had received and said: "it kind of looks like the silver knife, doesn't it?"
"could be...but it might not be...but, yeah,certainly it might be"
"Whatever it is, I can recognise it quite well. And I think," Midare said, "that perhaps the mysterious woman wanted you to find something inside of you.
"Inside? Like my heart?"
"No, don't be silly, like a mamory. Think about it, if your parents lied to you and now grandpa doesn't want to talk to you about your background, perhaps there is a hidden memory in your head!"
Midare's logic was flawless. So Matsui had to try it!
So Matsui concentrated on the object. immeditately she felt drawn into it. It stated ouit as a vague, fuzzy thing like when you wear glasses and there is a lot of moisture in the air and you see a pineapple on the horizon.
But then it turned out that there was a secret memory, hidden beneath the vail layer of self-loving in her head.
And within that memory, a burning figure appeared. It was purple guy! In hell...
Matsui was confused. She didn't think that memory would be in there, and yet it was there, burning like the heart of a newborn star and the centre of the earth.
We now turn out headlights to full beam in order to gaze forward though the mists of time.
The light from them reflects off, not a deer, but a scene 10 years from now - 1 decade into the future.
Matsui enters the scene, but whats this? Buzen is there too.
"Do you remember that thing that happened 10 years ago? The one that seemed like it would split us apart forever, but instead brought us closer then ever? That brought us......to each-other?"
"The time with the silver knife?"
"Yes!"
"Oh, yes right"
"Its hard to believe what happened isn't it? What happened and what it led to"
"Yes my sweetness" said Buzen, giving Matsui a kiss.
"Now that I have remembered it again I will never forget it."
"It was pretty life changing."
So we now dim our headlights and reverse drive back to the presence, the mists closing back around the future and the camera of our mind drawing back to the world we know of as the now.
AUTHORS NOTE: I HAVE SKIPED THE JORNEY BIT, BECAUSE IT WOULD BE BOREING..NO AUTHOR WRITES STORYS ABOUT TRAVELING! *yawn*! '
"We are almost there. Be thankful nothing has gone wrong" said Matsui as they arrived near there journeys end.'
"Arhhhhhhhhhhhh" said Buzen as he fall down a cliff.
"Nooooo....."
"There there, it will be ok"
"No..This is something...you cannot ease"
"Why?"
"You dont have boobs!"
"oh"
"Don't worry, I feel better."
What happened next was soo cool you will like it a lot, basically, it went like this:
Only it was even cooler because i didnt have to write it! When it was in my head the words didnt get in the way. btw, Excuse me if i skip the words occasionally, its to save me time.
Ok, after they finished with the ethonol they went to the base where the final battle started when they got there. Dont worry! The bad guy dies!
Meanwhile, back in the future, Matsui and Buzen were enjoying each-other.
As the narrator, I will respect their privacy and not specify how. Its certainly clear they were close.
Not just metaphorically but physically with their bodies as well.
Buzen was distracted though, thinking back to the past. We join him on his flashback, a flashback to our story in the present......
Our heroes arrived at purple guy. He just stood there.
Its time you saw my true form, mortals.
"Mortals?" said Buzen
"What does he mean?"
"Maha. Fools...behold..."
With that he ripped his mask off!
(very carefully)
his horns sprung up, he was actually Satan all along!
And now, with that, we once again turn our headbrains to the future, stepping forward down the road of time and walking for 10 years until we get to the place in time which this takes place.
Matsui and Buzen were just finishing. Out of respect for their privacy I will not specify what they were just finishing.
"arg...that was good " said Buzen.
"yes, yes it was" said Matsui.
"You seemed a little distracted near the end though. Not your normal energetic self"
"yes...sorry about that. I was thinking back to a decade ago, when I first realized my feelings for you even though I didn't know it at the time.
Its what opened my eyes to what I felt all along. The missing jigsaw piece to my heart in which you were the key to unlock"
"And our love grew together from that moment to blossom into the great tree that it is today"
"I love you Matsui my irresistibleness".
"I love you too Buzen -my better half.
And they smiled the smile of lovers at each-other, as we fade out into the sunset.
"Satan!" said Matsui
Matsui suddenly got on his nee's and bowed.
"My Lord!"
Purple guy was shocked.
"Matsui was going on!?!?!"
"Satan is my Lord. The one true god that I follow and worship"
"I am a Satanist!"
"Yes Matsui has always been my faithful servant" said Satan.
"OMG!" said everyone.
"And now I will have to kill everyone as that is my masters wishs"
"Arggg...." said everyone as Matsui killed them.
"Thank you" said Satan.
"What now my lord?"
"Now we will rule Tokyo together."
The End.
